If the hot weather is bringing naughty thoughts to mind, EastEnd Cabaret has nothing but sympathy and, possibly, a solution.

It was only last summer that the message to passersby outside the Southbank Centre was Stand Up And Touch Yourself, a song written and recorded for that year’s Alternative Eurovision. They were unlucky to lose out to Rayguns Look Real Enough but this summer, they might be onto a winner with the new song Danger Wank.

The video sees deviant duo Victor Victoria and Bernadette Byrne wandering around East London on the hunt for the perfect place for some self-exploration. Locations include the bushes around the church of St-John-at-Hackney, the number 76 bus and Brick Lane. Enjoy the video, but keep your hands where we can see them.

If you want to see them before they head north for the summer, they will be invading the spiegeltent at the Southbank Centre tonight for the last of their three shows at the Priceless London Wonderground.

EastEnd Cabaret plays their new show Notoriously Kinky at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe from August 2nd to the 26th. See www.eastendcabaret.com for more details.