London Cabaret Awards 2012: Winners And Losers

Feb 18, 2012 No Comments by

So, can someone explain exactly why has it taken so long for the first ever London Cabaret Awards to be held? This particular brand of entertainment has grown exponentially in recent years both in terms of quality and quantity, something recognised by the Edinburgh Fringe who gave cabaret its own category last year. Furthermore, there is probably nowhere better than London to discover some of the kookiest and kinkiest acts on the planet.

Organised by Excess All Areas, the awards ceremony was held on the Battersea Barge, ensuring that the night rocked in more ways than one, as a crowd packed with performers and press quaffed bubbly wine and awaited the presentations. Of course, this wouldn’t be a proper awards ceremony without some controversy. The panel of judges were hardly an impartial collection – as recognised by the judges themselves – with all having financial ties to one or more of the nominated finalists. This led to some hokey cokey voting as judges abstained from categories they were professionally involved with.

Amongst the finalists, we would have liked to have seen a distinct category for circus acts and/or emerging talent like Lucky Franco, Stephen Williams and TIC writer Jackie Le, a firm nod to social media innovators like gentleman juggler Mat Ricardo and commie crooners EastEnd Cabaret and a vigorous headshake to innovators (and TIC columnists) Ophelia Bitz and Scottee for their unrelenting efforts to drag cabaret in new directions.

Having said that, the judges made sound choices across the board. Accepting the Speciality Act Of The Year Award, Ricardo joked about his “75 years” on the circuit, a career which started on the streets and has led to appearances on cruise ships, a TV ad, a spot on Jonathon Ross’ show last weekend plus his own productions. The Unsung Hero Award went to Zoe Charles who went from setting up theatre groups to setting up her own school of burlesque teaching hundreds of students in multiple countries. The only award voted for by the public (of whom over 17,000 members made their voices heard) went to cabaret’s Michael Bay aka Alp Haydar who, quite literally, has a new opening tonight.

Duckie deservedly received some of the loudest cheers of the night. In 2011, they celebrated their 16th straight year in style, deliberately sent their audience to sleep and gleefully vivisected capitalism at the Barbican, all the while running their popular Saturday show at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern. Some of the Duckie’s longstanding performers have gone beyond their cabaret roots and entered polite society, for example Christopher Green has recently been appointed the British Library’s Artist In Residence and Camdenites will recognise New Jersey-born Amy Lamé as their first openly gay Mayoress.

Our favourite quotes of the evening:

  • “Cabaret is full of people who couldn’t make it into musical theatre.” We would like to see host Jamie Anderson repeat this quip to Le Gateau Chocolat.
  • “And the award goes to…ADELE!” Rotherham’s loss is London’s gain as award presenter Myra Dubois tried to throw us off the scent.
  • “I want to thank my tits.” Best Burlesque Performer Kiki Kaboom accepted her award in typical style while fellow nominee Fancy Chance randomly daubed mascara over her face.
  • “LOSER!” How the audience later gleefully commiserated Best Burlesque Performer nominee Audacity Chutzpah as she stood up to present an award.
  • “People believe we are a cabaret act. It’s probably safer that way.” Ace ad-twisters and Best Music Based Act Bourgeois and Maurice found a way to get their own table.
  • “I’m an alcoholic and amazing.” Dusty Limits gave us two possible reasons behind his Best Host win.
  • “If we have caused one solitary nightmare, our work has not been in vain.” How the David Lynch-inspired Double R Club officially accepted their award via email for Best Ongoing Production.
  • “Holy fuck!” How the David Lynch-inspired Double R Club actually greeted their award on stage for Best Ongoing Production when they found out moments later across town.

All photos (c) Claire Bilyard.

The author attended at the invitation of Excess All Areas and presented the award for Best Speciality Act.

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About the author

From his first experience of cabaret in a converted toilet off The Strand, Franco knew he was seeing a revolution that would not –- could not -– be televised. He created the web’s favourite cabaret recommendations column at Londonist.com and, when not gadding about town like a dark, swarthy Sicilian stereotype, he will be spreading the love about the UK’s kookiest and kinkiest entertainment scene.
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