Poor David Cameron. When his MPs aren’t flocking to UKIP, being getting caught out by the media or promoting astrology as a way to treat patients, the Prime Minister is preparing for an election his party is unlikely to win outright.

Thankfully, help may be at hand. Ahead of her show next month at the Leicester Square Theatre, Soho Thatcher has compiled ten tips for Mr Cameron covering fashion, dental hygiene and why the Tories feel the same way about the NHS as teenage girls do about a bad boy.

Soho Thatcher can be seen at the Leicester Square Theatre from 17-21 March.