Buying for boys at any time of year is not easy, we hear. So let’s forget about what they want and focus on a perhaps more selfish aim: getting him something that will make him the hottest guy in town.
And who better to ask for gift ideas then than the sexiest muthas around? We roped in the handsome-as-hell Boylexe crew for some Yuletide insight. So, chaps, what would make you feel sexy this Christmas?
Alp Haydar, host of Boylexe
How about a chain? Something to wear around your neck is quite kinky and it’s a pretty awesome gesture to share with someone, putting it on and belonging to somebody. If there’s something on the chain, a little medallion or something, and you’ve pinned your partner down, the little charm might get caught between your lips as you kiss – hot!
Oh, and enough with the comedy thongs and novelty gifts. You can pick up a poxy piece of jewellery from Argos for 15 quid. People need think outside of the box more.
The gift that makes me feel sexiest is a luxuriant Egyptian linen towel wrapped around my waist. When I wear it, I can see the anticipation and desire in my lover’s eyes. They know what’s to come and the tortuous wait makes me feel hotter with each passing moment.
Pretty much anything from the shop Expectations would turn me on and would make for a very sexy Christmas. You should definitely let your imagination run wild over the festive period!
As long as it’s big, sparkly and super expensive, I’m game. Oh and put the receipt in the box in case I wanna return it. Happy holidays, my darlings!
And in the spirit of giving and getting turned on, what better to give than the gift of Boylexe?
You can catch the fine fellows of Boylexe every Friday from 29 November to 20 December and they have given us a special discount code for our readers to use as Secret Santa gifting or a Christmas party with a difference. Take advantage of the Yuletide generosity by using the code THISISCABARET when booking at www.boylexe.co.uk/show and grab yourself tickets for £15 each (usual price £25).
Image credit: Magnus Arrevad