Last Christmas, we gave you our heart*. This Christmas, we have something else in mind.
Put down that mince pie, switch off the TV for a few minutes and watch this. Yes, now. We’ll keep this short as you probably have oodles to do like Snapchatting your Christmas jumper, opening that cheeky red from the banks of Lake Aldi or wondering when the Bond film will start.
2016 was a desperately sad one on the musical icon front. And the film and TV icon front. As well as the EU referendum front. Plus the US Presidential elections front. Let’s be honest: by December, we pretty much ran out of fronts to be happy about.
The good news is that Lolo Brow, London’s favourite burlesque/drag superstar, has a special message for you. Earlier this year, she won the top prize at the inaugural Burlesque Awards and, between appearances in the sell-out Family Fierce panto, she found time to make us this exclusive video. In this most tumultuous of years, she has prepared something which comes straight from the heart, the head and the liver. So what does she have to say about it all? Roll VT to find out.
* We later found out that the very next day you gave it away. Looks like we’re not the only one that is heartless.
Check out our 2013 Alternative Christmas Message from Myra DuBois
Or our 2014 Alternative Christmas Message from Holestar
Or maybe even out 2015 Alternative Christmas Message from Virgin Xtravaganzah